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Now the most important thing in my life is my sweetheart Nichole (or Nicki for short). She's Super Sweet Sexy Sensual Smart Sassy Soothing Selfless Sane Sunny Seductive Sensational Sweetheart... and all mine! :) Love you Nicki! ------ As for me in general.... I enjoy having a good time, making people smile and laugh, and getting everyone when possible together for some fun. I can be pretty lazy some times (movies all weekend!) but no worries, I also like health activities like hiking outdoors, biking, rock-climbing and other things. I also love spending time with my sweet stister (she drags me horse back riding every once in a while). Overall i am pretty laid back and very friendly, people say I am one of those nice guys, sometimes too nice for my own good but thats fine with me :) .......and I have the most friendly dog (he's a cat trapped in a dog's body) - a medium size Lab mix named Orion. Anyone who values other people. "Pay It Forward" thinkers are awesome in my book. I love meeting new people and learning new things so chat me up!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Women are like Camaro's

Now before you send me hate mail let me tell you how this came about. My sis and I were discussing women. I was recently hit on by a very attractive women and I was surprised since it like never happened when I was single... so I said something to her, this was how our chat went......

Robyn: you have enough clawing all over you! Take your pick!
Christopher: yeah... now I do but not when I was single
Robyn: told ya, being taken ups your hottness
Christopher: what?! ... lol... women are fucked up
Robyn: lmao, yes we are
Christopher: see.. in the guy world... taken women are being screwed (literally) everyday by their male counterpart... thus "used"and when they breakup its like they are "refurbished" and ready for use again :)
Robyn: LOL, well its nice to know were like rental cars, used until disposed of then we become like new and usable
Christopher: see... at least we make sense... a camaro is not hotter with another guy in it.. its hotter when its available for use.
Robyn: Oh yeah, good comparison ;)
Christopher: lol
Robyn: Like a Quarter Horse with a shiny saddle on it is better without someone riding it
:P
Christopher: so women are like camaros.... when there is another guy in them, its not so desirable.... but when nobody's in the seat we want to jump right in and take it for a ride
heheheheh
Robyn: LMFAO!!!!!! that's horrible! lol

Now, I was KIDDING about the comparision... I realize that women are not camaro's but I thought the conversation was funny so I had to post it. I looooove all you women (just the hot empty camaro types more ;) LOL... kidding agian! Alright, I better go, I think I've dug enought of a grave for today.... Umm, really ladies, I was kidding.... :)

ADDENDUM:
ok... so I figure I should say that there was something I missed, which is really important in this analogy. We LOVE taking care of our camaro's... treating them nicely, keeping them polished & pretty, and spending lots of money and time on them so that they will last forever... with only us. :)

3 Comments:

Blogger Gibulet said...

"so women are like camaros.... when there is another guy in them, its not so desirable.... but when nobody's in the seat we want to jump right in and take it for a ride"

Ok, the only way that women are like camaros, is that men are dumb enough to fall for the pretty and fast ones. Us reliable, decent-looking models aren't cool enough.

"take them for a ride" huh? PLEASE. When a man is driving this wonderful machine called woman...who is doing the work? The man SITS there. No wonder men equate cars to sex. Any good, hard-working woman doesn't need a V8 engine...she has tools of her own, and knows how to use them :)

Oh, and BTW, being taken doesn't make you more attractive, it simple makes the women who have secretly been attracted to you all the long become nervous, and show their affections more.

Toodles.

9:47 AM  
Blogger My Crazy Life! said...

Good save with the Adendum dear brother!!!! :)

9:48 AM  
Blogger My Crazy Life! said...

Oh no....I take that back...miss crimson here tore you up pretty good. LOL

9:50 AM  

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